The Best George Quotes

Malory: [after being in a cramped car surrounded by luggage] Ridiculous! This thing's a sardine can! How are people supposed to travel like this?
George: Most people bring less luggage.
Malory: Most people fly. So your days of sullen superiority are numbered.
George: I have no response for that.
Malory: They never do.

Cheryl: George says you stiffed him.
Malory: What? No, I didn't. I gave him a tip.
George: A stick of gum?
Malory: Well?
Pam: Really?
Ray: Did you not have a button?

George: No, no! What are you doing? Besides making a mess all over my train?
Sterling: [Holding a bloody steak that has dripped down the length of the hall] Uh, I'm looking for a terrorist and an ocelot.
George: What?
Sterling: Not necessarily in that order.