The Best Hotel Clerk Quotes

Hotel: [presenting room keys] Here you are, Mr. Taylor, and Mr. Fife. Excuse me - "Doctor" Fife.
Andy: "Doctor" Fife?
Hotel: [reading registration card] "Bernard Fife, M.D."
Andy: M.D.?
Barney: That's the way I always sign. Bernard Fife, M.D.
Barney: [pressured under Andy's gaze] Mayberry Deputy.