The Best KAOS Agent #2 Quotes

KAOS: Where did you shoot me?
Maxwell: Left chest.
KAOS: Ah! Good!
Maxwell: Good?
KAOS: As a KAOS agent, I get double indemnity for getting shot above the waist.
Maxwell: Double indemnity for being shot only once?
KAOS: Not only that, if I'm shot and I don't die instantly my family gets an additional 25 per cent for suffering...
Maxwell: Unbelievable.
KAOS: And if I survive my wounds, I get a guaranteed six weeks convalescence leave with pay.
Maxwell: With pay? You gotta be putting me on.
KAOS: Not only that, we get to stay free in any resort on our KAOS credit card, American plan. Three superb meals a day. Tennis, golf, bingo parties, dance lessons and... free... funerals.
[finally succumbs to his wounds]
Maxwell: Lucky devil. Bingo parties? I didn't know KAOS was religious?