The Best Kenan Thompson Quotes

Troy: [about Three G's] Look at the Howard Hughes of rap.

Big: [seeing Maria sucking the venom out of Tommy's wound] That's what I'm talking about.
Troy: I got bit, too.

Air: [Negotiating on landing the plane] You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control.
Troy: Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways, cause my ass is coming in for a landing!

Troy: This shit is bananas!

Troy: Oh, this part ain't in the game!
Neville: Is crashing part of the game, huh?
Troy: I don't know, man! I used to just reset and start the level over!

Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] All right, we have to - we have to suck out the poison.
Troy: Man, I ain't sucking nothing.
Ken: Ok, I'll do it.
Big: What? Oh, there will be no sucking. Man, Troy, get this guy away from my ass!

Neville: So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?
Troy: Yes, man. No problem. Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.

Troy: This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.
Emmett: Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?
Troy: Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit.
Emmett: Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with?
Troy: The Awesome Fighting Aces.
Troy: [to Flynn] Man, I'm telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight.
Emmett: Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game?
Troy: No, see, it's - it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator.
Neville: Is that PlayStation or Xbox?
Troy: PlayStation 2. Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.

Emmett: You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to control.
Troy: Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways cause my ass is coming in for a landing!

Troy: Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score. That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"