Top 50 Quotes From The Smurfs

Jokey: What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

- Yes. It's a bit small, but this should do nicely!
- It's even got its own cauldron.
- What died in here?
- Open. Open. Open. Open. Open!
- Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there.
- What is that?

Gargamel: Ye gods, Azrael! You're a boy?

- How sad for you in 30 years.
- Henri, escort this lunatic out.
- "Lunatic"?
- Security!
- I am the great and powerful Gargamel!
- "Lunatic." Could a lunatic do this?
- Alakazootiful!

Gargamel: [escaping prison in a cloud of flies] So long, scallywags!

Grouchy: Let's get our Smurf on!

- And knowing what to do doesn't come from up here.
- It comes from here, where it matters most.
- My spleen?
- No, your heart.
- I'm trying to have a moment here, you whippersnapper.
- You're a good papa, Papa.
- And you'll be a good one, too.

Gargamel: There you are! By all means, relax here in the fresh air and the sunshine, while the missing Smurfs could be anywhere!
Azrael: Meow!
[points]
Gargamel: What? Where?

Patrick: And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?
Smurfs: Yes!

Clumsy: Just because your name IS Grouchy, doesn't mean you always have to BE grouchy.
Grouchy: Yeah. It does.

- Crikey.
- Oh, dear.
- Now what, lads?
- What happened to Clumsy?
- I bet they ate him. Let's go home.
- Hide.
- GO! Pull the lid!
- Gross.
- This is so...

Smurfette: I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

Gargamel: [playing with puppets] La la lala lala, sing a happy song! La la lala lala, this is so wrong! "Oh, I'm Papa Smurf. I'm the head of a small group of blue people, and live in the forest with 99 sons and one daughter! Nothing weird about that, no no, totally normal!" "And I'm Smurfette! And I think I'm so pretty! And I betrayed Gargamel, and I don't even care! And everything is just sunshine and rainbows!"... But all of that is about to change!
[Azrael bathes himself]
Gargamel: Ahem. I said, "But all of that is about to change!" Azreal, that's your cue!

Gargamel: Son of a Smurf!

- Get back, cat.
- Here, kitty, kitty. ..
- Smurfette!
- Looking for me?
- Play time is over!
- Behold the awesome power of me!

- Smurfette?
- Had enough, huh?
- You're mine, kitty.
- I'm done smurfing around.

- Full smurf ahead!
- Come on!
- Hey, Gargamel, here's a little souvenir from the Big Apple.
- Out of the frying pan...
- And into the...
- Fire.
- Fire.
- I'm too beautiful to die!

Gargamel: Oh, Azrael, we've come so far, yet I am haunted by the same familiar problem: how to find the Smurfs. If only I had a...
[Azrael hacks and coughs]
Gargamel: I'm sorry, is my thinking interrupting your vile habit? If only I had something of theirs: a drop of spittle, a fingernail, some hair even, then I could use my magic to hunt them down!
[Azrael coughs out a hairball]
Gargamel: Very nice. Are you done now?
Azrael: Meow!
[points at the hairball]
Gargamel: I don't want to look at it! What? YUCK! WHAT?... Is that...? No. No, it can't be... it is! The tiny locks of Smurfette! Oh, sweet follicular ambrosia! Oh, sweet strands of joy... mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit.
[holds up the hair]

- And so, the Smurfs left the strange city of New York, and I think they left it a little sweeter, a little wiser, a little smurfier.
- And as that portal began to close for the last time...
- Hey! Seriously, stop!
- Bye, New York!

- 'Cause I need them!
- It is only by capturing the little wretches and extracting their nappy blue essence that my magic will finally become...
- Not infallible.
- Invincible! Yes. Thank you.
- I shall become the most powerful wizard in all of the world.

- All right, Greedy, I'm gonna race you!
- Yes!
- Whoa, golly! Farm boys love to fly!
- Oh, yeah! So excited!
- Now you see us, now you don't!
- Three, two, one. Yeah!

- Oh, look!
- We don't have to make a blue moon.
- We've already got one.
- Really?
- What?
- Look, guys, right over there.
- No, it isn't.
- It is. Smurfette's right.
- Look at the blue moon.
- That's the wrong ad.

- I got it!
- My wand! Give me back my wand!

Gargamel: I am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you. I simply can't stop thinking about the miserable beasts every single minute of every single day!...
Azrael: Meow!
Gargamel: But I need them! It's only by capturing the little wretches and extracting their happy blue essence that my magic will finally become... not infallible...
Azrael: Meow!
Gargamel: INVINCIBLE, yes, thank you! I shall become the most powerful wizard in all of the world!
[Gargamel and Azreal cackle]
Gargamel: Yeah, but you're milking it, don't milk it.

Vanity: I'm too beautiful to die!
[bangs Gargamel in the face with a frying pan]

- Do that, and the world will worship you.
- Did you hear that, Azrael?
- Yeah.
- "Worship." Oh, it rolls off the tongue like flesh from a... Not pilgrim...
- Heretic. Yes, thank you.
- Thank the gods, a chamber pot.
- This swill that you call Dom Pérignon has gone straight to my nether regions.

Gargamel: Must... have... SMURFS!
[jumps through the portal]

- I... I got it.
- Oh, dear.
- Clumsy.
- So this is how it ends.
- Our goose is cooked.
- This is not gonna be good.
- We're doomed.
- I got its l got its
- The vision's never been wrong.

[last lines]
Gargamel: [Waking up from Azrael licking his face] Smurfs... Smurfs...
[to Azrael]
Gargamel: I wish I could quit you. Get out of here.
[Notices the fourth wall]
Gargamel: What are you looking at?

Smurfette: Hey guys! How do you like my new dress?

- Guess what? Guess what, guess what?
- Okay. They invented a zero-calorie pizza.
- No, but that's a good idea.
- Yes. They found...
- Baby kicked.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Please say hello.

Patrick: Do you guys drink coffee?
Papa: Is a Smurf's butt blue?

Grouchy: I'm tired of the whole dating game! Just say who you are, and be who you say, right?

Gutsy: NO Smurf gets left behind!

Gutsy: I'll not soon forget this place. Especially not with these!
[shows he has "I love NY" sequined on his backside]

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

- Let go! Cursed nature!
- Here comes papa, Papa!
- Papa, your primitive little defenses, they're useless against me, sir!
- I laugh at them.

[first lines]
Narrator: There is a place. A place that knows no sadness, where even feeling blue is a happy thing. A place inhabited by little blue beings three apples high. It lies deep within an enchanted forest, hidden away beyond the medieval village. Most people believe this place is made up, only to be found in books or children's imagination. Well, we beg to differ.

- This is really bad!
- Smurfs, that way!
- Hey, cat! Azrael, over here! Come on!
- There you go, you nasty cat.
- This way!
- This is no joke!
- Look out!
- Papa!

Brainy: Well, at least they're not coming after us...
[Azrael falls through the portal into a pond, the Smurfs scarper]
Gargamel: Azrael? Are you dead?

- You saved me.
- So long!
- You saved my whole family.
- Actually I think it was the other way around.
- Well, I should get going.
- I've got a Smurf village to rebuild.
- Your village has given me some ideas.
- Come here.

Papa: I'm 546 years old... I'm getting too old for this.

Grouchy: [to Gargamel] You have our Papa. Prepare to get smurfed!

- Yay, Gutsy! Get down with your bad smurf!
- Go, Gutsy!
- That's right.
- Careful.
- Get your smurf on!
- Gutsy!
- Nice!
- Yeah!
- Thank you.
- That was rare.

- Come to papa, Papa!
- Just go!
- Papa!
- Papa!
- No!
- Keep movin', lass.
- Do as Papa said.
- Papa!
- Is that all that you've got, Gargamel?

- Everything's going to be just fine.
- Papa?
- Do you really believe we're ever gonna get home to the other Smurfs?
- Don't worry.
- We'll be reunited with the others soon enough.
- If only the stars would align.

- And to think, I almost ate you that time.
- Come, Azrael. We must find this Patrick, the rouge merchant.
- He will lead us to our elusive little blue quarry.
- Don't you just have a switch or something to shut them off?
- Tomorrow? Are you kidding me?
- Ron, Ron. If I don't get those ads down now,
- I don't have a job tomorrow.

Grouchy: Don't get your petals in a twist.

Gargamel: I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire: limitless power and world adulation! So why does it have to be so hard?

- Wait for it.
- I gotta get me one of those.
- Oh, my gosh!
- Hey, lady! Hey!
- Wait, wait. Hold on!
- When we get inside, spread out and find that stargazer.
- Come on, Smurfs!