The Best Miguel McPherson Quotes

Christine: Hey.
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Christine: I like your band. With Jonah Ruiz? L'Enfance Nue?
Kyle: [in french accent] L'Enfance Nue.
Christine: Uh. Well, I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird.
Kyle: It's weird you shake hands.
Christine: Yeah.
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Christine: I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is so I wanted to check it out.
Kyle: Yeah, Jenna's hella tight.
Christine: Yeah.
Kyle: Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something?
Christine: Sure, see you at the Deuce.
Miguel: Hey, I'm not paying you to flirt.
Christine: [exhales] I wasn't flirting.
Kyle: I wish you had been.