The Best Nightclub Customer Quotes

Nightclub: Who's the John? You looking for trouble John?
Joe: Oh, no, no. If you come in a little closer, I'll explain.
Nightclub: What?
Joe: You see, I'm not looking for trouble Jack. But if you keep making big noises, you could change my mind. Now, why don't you get lost before you do that, huh. Okay?
Nightclub: Okay.