The Best Nyambi Nyambi Quotes

Samuel: [to Carl while the guys are in a fishing boat on a lake] Please tell me why we are here. When did our people ever have good experiences on boats?

Officer: [Making wedding plans] I'm thinkin' next spring, sunset, Lincoln Park when the azaleas are in bloom.
Samuel: But, with an indoor option in case of inclement weather.
Victoria: Or rain.

Samuel: [On learning that men can earn money by donating sperm] And they pay you to do that?
Officer: 75 bucks a pop. That's how I paid for my snow tires on my Blazer.
Samuel: Oh, my god, I'm sitting on a gold mine. And to think how much money has already slipped through my fingers.

Samuel: So, how did you find work?
Victoria: Two words. Right place, right time.

Mike: How is my salsa dancing going to help catch crooks?
Samuel: I would imagine a criminal pointing and laughing is easier to apprehend.

Officer: I can't stand the thought of a friend of mine riding around on a dirty city bus.
Samuel: I ride the bus.
Officer: And it suits you.

Samuel: How's your wife doing? Have her marbles been located?

Mike: At the rate Me and Molly are paying down our debt, our first home's gonna be a nursing home.
Samuel: Boo-hoo. My credit rating is so bad, I can't even get into debt.

Officer: I'm just saying: good guys finish last. I mean, why do you think I'm still single?
Samuel: Because women have caller ID?