The Best Olivia Brown Quotes

Star: Is there anything else you can remember, anything else important?
Clark: [under hypnosis] Yes. His secretary had the most beautiful body in the world.
Lois: What?!
Clark: Next to Lois.

Patricia: Did we just have a conversation?
Rev. Morgan Hamilton: [chuckles] Yeah. I've been spending way too much time with Eric.

Lois: It's just that Clark is such a worrywart. He thinks I'm always putting myself in danger.
Star: Well? Are you?
Lois: No. Not all the time. Well you can't be a great reporter without taking some risks.
Star: And that's the only thing that keeps you two apart?
Lois: Yeah. Yeah that and uh one or two other things. Some of which might be my problems. The biggest of which is that it scares me the idea of committing to a relationship for life.
Star: Don't you think he's scared too?
Lois: Yeah.
Star: But you two love each other.
Lois: Yeah. My parents loved each other and they got divorced.
Star: Well you're not your parents any more than they're you. Lois what you want is guaranteed, risk free, happy every after relationship, there is just no such thing.
Lois: It's scary.
Star: Lois if you're willing to risk your life for work why not risk your life for love?

Star: You're right, I couldn't agree more.
Lois: Excuse me?
Star: I was responding to your thought, small weddings are much more romantic.
Lois: Star I wasn't thinking about my wedding. What would be the point, I don't think I'm going to have one?
Star: Well not if you keep seeing other men.
Lois: Lucky guess, right?
Star: Lois, your brain is like a cheap TV full of static. But one thing is coming through loud and clear: you love Clark.
Lois: Yes. I love Clark. I love him so much and he is so dumb.
Star: So what is this confusion I'm getting?
Lois: Patrick? Well it's hard not to feel flattered by someone when I feeling so rejected.
Star: But Patrick, he's not like...
Lois: The real thing? No.

Patricia: Oh please, you gonna tell you me you don't ever get tired of being a minister's wife. I feel like if I laid back and kicked up a beer the Devil himself will show up.

Vanessa: I am going to work. It is great working at the library. If any of y'all want, I can get you free books!

[after hypnotizing Clark to help him remember something he saw]
Star: What's your name?
Clark: Kal-El.
Lois: [laughs nervously] This guy. He can joke even under hypnosis.

Star: Happiest couple I know next to you as Clark.
[Lois gives her a look]
Star: From time to time.