The Best Prisoner Quotes

The: I don't know much about these things. What should I call you? Sergeant? Lieutenant?
Deputy: No. No, nothing like that. No, y-you can just uh,
[clears throat]
Deputy: call me by my name
The: How nice. And What is your name?
Deputy: It's... uh... it's uh... it's Fife!... Bernard P. Fife l... Well, Bernard Fife... Deputy Fife... B-Barney Fife! That's it. Barney Fife's my name.