The Best Sharon Tate Quotes

[on the phone with her mother]
Jennifer: But, I just sent you 50 dollars last week, Mother. Okay, I'll send you 50 dollars as soon as I get my paycheck. You told me Gran's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll take the mink to Uncle Ira's again. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.
[hangs up the phone and starts performing bust exercises]
Jennifer: Oh, to hell with them! Let 'em droop!

Milburn: Well what do you want?
Janet: Do we get Possum Day off?
Milburn: Get out of here!

Jennifer: That old witch oughta to be boiled in oil.

Tony: Let's go up to your apartment. We'll take the phone off the hook this time; so, Miriam can't bother us. How's that? Come on.
[Tony grabs her hand about to lift her up from the park bench]
Jennifer: Opp... My mother said I should have - held out - and made you marry me! Ha-ha.
Tony: [Looks at her with a frowning pout] Ohhh... baby...
Jennifer: [Smiling] When did I ever do anything my mother told me to?
[They hug and then kiss]

Jennifer: The sanitarium was very expensive!

Jane: A pretty face and a shapely figure are no longer the key to romance.
Janet: [smiling slyly] Well, they must have changed the locks since last night.

Mel: The studio wants her to find out why she's so exhausted. They say they think it must be emotional conflicts. Conflicts, my foot! There aren't enough hours in the day. The head shrinker said she's - insecure. She needs mass love.
Jennifer: Maybe I'm lucky I don't have any talent.

Milburn: [In Mr. Drysdale's office] Now then, type up a business expense voucher for last night's dinner conference. Uh, food, uh, $150. Beverage, $200. Entertainment, $15.
Jane: Entertainment? At a business dinner?
Milburn: Guest speaker. Gave a very interesting demonstration of the 27.5% depletion allowance benefits.
Jane: I've got to make a note of his name.
Milburn: Of course. Uh, C.D. Laverne.
Jane: Laverne, C.D.
Milburn: That's right. Now take a letter to, uh...
Janet: [the secretary opens the door] Excuse me, I'm sorry, but there's a Chickadee Laverne who *insists* on seeing Mr. Drysdale.
Jane: [surprised] Chickadee?
Milburn: You tell ol' Chick I'll call him from the club.
Chickadee: [Chickadee bursts in] Call me, nothin'! You promised me cash on the barrelhead for the show I did last night.
Jane: [incredulous] *You* are C.D. Laverne?
Chickadee: They call me 'Chickadee'.
Milburn: That was a very interesting demonstration of depletion allowance benefits, Miss Laverne.
Chickadee: Thank you.
[Turning to Miss Hathaway]
Chickadee: I do this dance where I take off everything except 27.5%.

Neely: Ted Casablanca says he's the joke of the town.
Jennifer: I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be!
Neely: He's not even 30 and he's made over a million bucks!

Jethro: Uncle Jed, Granny, Looky here what I got. I just captured me the first prisoner.
Jed: Turn her loose!
Jethro: But she's one of the bank people! Maybe she can get our money for us.
Granny: Can you?
Janet: No I can't!
Jane: I can Jethro, capture me!

Jennifer: Anne, honey, let's face it. All I know how to do is take off my clothes.

Janet: Miss Hathaway, there's a raccoon in your office!
Jane: No no no, Janet, don't panic. You've seen a raccoon before.
Janet: Not like this one. It keeps trying to undress me.