The Best Sherrie Rose Quotes

Carl: Listen, uh, not to be rude or anything, but, uh... what are you? I mean, the costume?
Molly: I'm a bodybag. I thought the invitation said "come as you are".
Carl: W-well, how are you a bodybag?
Molly: A synthetic shell with a corpse inside.
Carl: Oh yeah... well, you look... pretty lively to me...
Molly: Yeah, well... don't we all? I better hit the road, before I lose what little mind I have left. The creeps will be coming back in here any minute and I am *so* weary of being hit on.

Molly: I don't do overtures. The curtain stays up or stays down.

Molly: Oh, I tell ya... you could light a pack of Luckies between my thighs...

Molly: That can't be very satisfying, demolishing a dormant vegetable. Or are pumpkins fruit?
Carl: Excuse me... I thought I was alone.
Molly: Obviously. Got quite a temper, Carl. And that girlfriend of yours, she's got a set of lungs on her like Voice of America.
Carl: Ex-girlfriend.
Molly: Oh. Right. I got that.
Carl: Look, it's, uh, y'know... I'm just... uh... I'm not like she says... uh, I, I... certain wrongs, deserve certain justifiable actions.
Molly: I don't disagree.