20 Best The Young and the Restless Quotes

Katherine: [to Jill] Go and play in the traffic!

John: [to Victor] You want a chair? Have a seat on me.
[throws Victor's chair out of the window]

John: I wanted to thank you, Victor. When you fired Phyllis, that freed her up to come to work as Vice-President for Web Design and Marketing for Jabot.
Victor: Jack Abbott, you are incorrigible.
John: [smirking] You bet.

Bobby: [Jack is sitting at the AC bar] Hey, Mr. Abbott, you know the Newman's, right?
John: [he takes a long sip of his drink] Intimately.

Lauren: It is taking everything inside of me not to scratch your eyes out!
Sheila: Well make no mistake the feeling is mutual.

Victor: [Victor and Nikki are fighting over her job offer from Jack] Victor, I don't have time to argue with you! I have a job to go to!
Nikki Reed Foster Bancroft DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman #2: I don't care about your damn job! How can you even consider working for Jack Abbott?

John: [the Abbott's are having breakfast together] Gee, Gloria you sure are in a chipper mood today.
Gloria: Well, I actually have some good news that I'm very excited about but I don't know if you'd all be interested...
Ashley: Good news is in short supply these days. What's your news?
John: Ashley's right, What's your news, Gloria?
Gloria: Ok, then, the news is that my son is engaged to marry Lauren Fenmore and I just couldn't be any more thrilled. There, that's it.
[John, Jack, Phyllis and Ashley all sit and stare at Gloria in silence]
Gloria: Well, aren't you all going to say anything?

Victoria Nicole Newman #4: [they are all standing in the Abbott's living room] Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Oh, didn't Jack tell you?
Victoria Nicole Newman #4: Tell me what?
Michael: Well, see, my mother came to town and married Jack's father so we's kin now...
John: Please, I just ate.

Lauren: [Jack has just expressed his disgust at Lauren's upcoming marriage to Michael] Look, I want you to be at the wedding, but I also want you to bring your good manners as a date.

Sally: [the first line of dialogue ever spoken on the show]
[half to herself]
Sally: Kind of a drag, huh? Stuck in a place like Genoa City... God, I feel so restless.

John: [Ashley has just announced her engagement to Blade] I don't know what I think about having a brother-in-law named after a kitchen utensil.

Nikki Reed Foster Bancroft DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman #2: How dare you? I have far more right to be at Jabot than you do. I put up thirty-five million dollars to get into this company! You slept your way in!
Jill: You slept your way into the thirty-five million!

John: [to Phyllis] What is your problem? Are you allergic to success?

John: [Jill has been whining about something] You know, Jill, if whining and complaining was an Olympic sport, you'd already have several gold medals.

Phyllis: [Hearing Jack's plan to have Christine provide legal help to Jabot] Ah, 'The Bug' to the rescue again.

Katherine: [about Jill] I don't relish coming home and finding this monster is breathing the air that I have to breathe.

Mackenzie: What does this mean - "wedding vows"?
J.T.: Oh, Brittany wants me to help her write hers.
Mackenzie: She wants you to help her?
J.T.: Yeah, don't start, all right? Give it back. Come on.
Mackenzie: I'm surprised they're writing their own.
J.T.: What, you didn't think that Bobby knew how to read or write?
Mackenzie: That's mean.
J.T.: Yeah, it's not far from the truth. But don't worry, I'm sure he'll hire whoever writes those flyers for the strip club. It'll be, like, the raunchiest vows ever, and I'm sure the minister will probably pass out.

Brittany: That's better. So what are you doin' here?
Bobby: Come on, I need an excuse? I came down to see your gorgeous face. It's been, like, 12 hours.
Brittany: You're so sweet.
Bobby: Your roommates home?
Brittany: No, Mac's at school, and J.T.'s off rediscovering his manhood.
Bobby: He's doing what?

[to Michael]
Noah: Can You help me with my stocking?

Phyllis: [to Jack Abbott Jr] You've always thought of Victor Newman as Darth Vader, when did you decide to go to the Dark Side?