30 Best Big Love Quotes

Adaleen: You're powerless because you're the fearful, closeted wife of a polygamist

Lois: Hello dumb lizard. What are you looking at?

Wanda: [while calming handing Bill a gun in the lobby of a court house] This is your mother's. She was going to shoot the D.A.

Wanda: I wouldn't let him
[Frank]
Wanda: in your house if I were you. He makes Joey crazy, Bill hates him and he doesn't pee in the toilet.
Nicolette: Bill's not very good at lifting the seat either.
Wanda: No Kicki. He pees in the sink

Margene: [telling her mother about Nicki and Barb, who she says are her neighbors] They're very conservative. We don't drink.
Virginia: You're kidding! I brought 2 bottles of Stoli.
Margene: [slightly shocked] I'm pregnant, Ma!
Virginia: Just an old wives tale.

Barb: But Bill's the hot dog man!

Lois: Sarah. Aren't you so thoughtful? You didn't used to be. When you were two you slapped me. I didn't like you for a very long time.

[talking to Bill who is asleep]
Margene: Hey? You awake? Maybe we could go to the movie theatre with the big chairs that rock back and forth? It's more expensive, but it's worth it. They serve salads. We need Windex.

Nicolette: NO! WAYNE! Stop it! STOP IT!
Bill: Oh, God, what is it? What is it?
Wayne: What is it?
Bill: Wayne... just... come on... Nicki...
Nicolette: It's Grandma Ginger!
Wayne: She's dead.
Nicolette: Yeah, and after she died she was burned and...
Bill: Nicki, please!
Nicolette: And that's what's left of her body!
Wayne: AHHHHHHH!

Adaleen: We all spend like there's no tomorrow, which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions. But your father's revelations have been a *little* off the mark lately.

Donna: There were some fine guys here earlier. I think they're gonna come back after closing.
Heather: They won't. You're a whore. They can smell is on you.

Lois: Lois Hendrickson: Why are you massaging that bird's anus with a q-tip?

Bill: There's one more thing. My house is three houses.
Ronny: What, rentals?
Bill: No, I live in all three houses.
Ronny: In all three?
Bill: With my family, they're connected...
Ronny: All three houses?
Bill: That's right. Big family.

Barb: [about Ben] I don't want his respect, I want his love.

Nicolette: Is that Ben?
Margene: And that must be Brynn. What do we do?
Nicolette: This...
[Nicki beeps the car horn]
Margene: Nicki. Stop it.
[beeps again]
Margene: Stop it!
[beeps again]
Margene: Stop it!
Nicolette: This is why mothers shouldn't work.
Margene: We don't work.
Nicolette: Barb should be at home.
Margene: We're at home.
Margene: Hi! Ah, we told your mom we'd pick you up. She had a ton of papers to grade.
Ben: Oh, ah, well... OK. Um, everybody, this is Brynn.
Margene: Hi.
Nicolette: I'm Lucy. This is Ethel.
Ben: These are my neighbors.
Margene: So where can we take you, Brynn?
Brynn: Um, Sandy Points Drive, off South State.
[Margie gestures toward the back seat of the car]
Brynn: Thanks.
Margene: Sorry about the sod.
Brynn: That's OK.
Nicolette: Watch out for grubs.

Barb: What are you doing?
Bill: Come on, baby - you remember. "Oral is moral."
Barb: That was the Eighties.

Nicolette: So, we met Brynn.
Barb: You did?
Margene: Yeah, and she wants to meet you.
Barb: Well, I've set it up three different times with Ben, and every time he's weaseled out of it, so...
Nicolette: He's probably afraid for you to meet her.
[Margie whispers]
Margene: They were kissing behind the track.
[Whispers softer]
Margene: Really kissing.
Barb: So did you say something to him about it?
Nicolette: No, I'm not sure we share the same values on these things.

Margene: I am happy. I love you both so much.
Nicolette: You're overheated. Put on a hat.

Wanda: Joey, he's
[Alby]
Wanda: a bad man. He's a kook.
Joey: What'd you use honey?
Wanda: Antifreeze but you said he was a menace and he is a menace.
Joey: You can't just go around trying to poison everyone who's mean to us. It's not good.

Adaleen: We all spend like there is no tomorrow. Which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions.

Margene: Me, Bill, Nicki. You, Bill, Nicki. Nicki, Bill, you on account of Nicki already being dead.
Barb: See. Simple, simple.

[talking about Nicki's will]
Adaleen: Nicolette, work it out. Be happy. You were always such a happy baby. Actually, no. That was Christa.

Sarah: I do not wanna lose faith in this family.

Heather: I should tell you, I don't believe in polygamy.
Sarah: Yeah well. Guess what... Neither do I.

Sarah: I don't wanna lose faith in this family!

Lois: And this new girl, this "Margene" you call her.
Bill: We call her Margene because that's her name!

Bill: You'd do anything for his love. He's not worthy of it.

Nicolette: Frank, don't bark at Lois.

Wayne: He was really scary, Mom.
Nicolette: All Baptists are, honey.

Bill: Margie, you are a valued member of this family. We weren't complete, not until you. You made us complete. I wasn't complete until you, and our fine sons.