30 Best Fast Five Quotes

Roman Pearce: You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian: I guess that depends on how you define 'special'.

Zizi: God Himself couldn't get at your money if He wanted to.
Reyes: God isn't my worry.

Elena: [looking through a file] This doesn't make any sense.
Hobbs: [takes the file] Here's what makes sense!
[throws the file]

Roman Pearce: You only live once, lets do this!

Tego: [about worsening odds] Hell, we can't do this.
Han: Can't? You mean shouldn't

Hobbs: Hey Toretto, you're under arrest.
Dominic: I don't feel like I'm under arrest.
Dominic: [to Brian] How about you Brian?
Brian: No, not a bit. Not even a little bit.
Hobbs: Oh just give it a minute, it will sink in.
Brian: We didn't kill those feds. That was Reyes.
Hobbs: I don't give a shit. I'm just here to bring two assholes whose names hit my desk.
Brian: Yeah, that sounds like a real hero.
Hobbs: That's funny. From a guy who took the oath of a cop, then went against everything it stood for, for some wannabe tough guy prick who beat a man half to death with a socket wrench. Yeah, real tough. You turn around and put your hands behind your back.
Dominic: I don't think so.
Hobbs: Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy!
Dominic: And your mistake? Thinking you're in America. You're a long way from home. This is Brazil!

[first lines]
Judge: Dominic Toretto. You are hereby sentenced to server 25 years to life at the Lompoc Maximum Security Prison system, without the possibility of early parole.

Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

Dominic: But not today.

Hobbs: Aright listen up! The guys we're after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down the hardest possible way so make sure you've got your thunderwear on. We find 'em we take 'em as a team and we bring 'em back. And above all else we don't ever, ever let them get into cars.

Brian: You realize we're talking about going up against the most powerful guy in all of Rio?
Dominic: Yes, we are.
Brian: Then we're gonna need a team.

Brian: You know, I want another shot.
Dominic: Yeah?
Brian: Yeah. No wagers. Nobody else. Just you and me, once and for all.
Dominic: Ha. You sure you can handle the disappointment?
Brian: Are you?
Dominic: All right, O'Conner. Let's see what you got...

Elena: Run, before it's too late. Leave Rio. You can be free.
Dominic: Running ain't freedom. You should know that.

Dominic: [Challenging another racer] That little coupe may run the streets around here, but
[indicating his Charger]
Dominic: that monster has never seen a set of tail lights, ever.

Roman Pearce: You say what? This shit just went from mission:impossible to mission: in freaking sanity! Whatever man. I ain't scared, I'm just letting you all know: going in that building it's crazy!

Roman Pearce: [laughs] Really!
[laughs]
Roman Pearce: Where did you get that from? Papa Smurf?

Tej: So did you like slap that ass? Or did you grab it?

Roman Pearce: Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?
Gisele: [pulls her gun on Roman] They open at the same time I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?

Hobbs: Wilkes. Run the photos of known associates of Toretto and O'Conner against customs entries into Brazil in the last two weeks. Check planes, trains, boats - everything short of the goddamn space shuttle.

Rico: Two to one says you blow the wrong pipe.
Tego: Why you gotta be so negative all the time man?
Rico: I ain't negative. I'm just positive you're going to screw it up.

Roman Pearce: $11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me.

Tej: [to Giselle] Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it?

Vince: [upon seeing Brian for the first time] Buster...

[last lines]
Monica: You need to look at that. Berlin, 3:00 a.m. this morning. A team of drivers hijacked a military convoy.
Hobbs: Toretto?
Monica: Nope.
Hobbs: Ain't interested.
Monica: Yes, you are. Keep looking.
[Hobbs looks at a photo of Leddy]
Monica: Do you believe in ghosts?

Chief: Is all this really necessary to apprehend two men?
Hobbs: Let me tell you a little something about these two men. One's a former federal officer, been in deep cover for five years. He knows every way you're gonna come for him. The other one's a professional criminal, escaped prison twice, spent half his life on the run avoiding folks like you.
Chief: Well, if there's anything we can do to help the DSS...
Hobbs: Two things. One: I need a translator.
Chief: Claro, we have plenty in the public relations department.
Hobbs: Elena Neves.
Chief: A patrol officer?
Hobbs: You heard me.
Chief: But why? We have many more experienced people.
Hobbs: I like her smile.
Chief: What's the second thing?
Hobbs: [pause] Stay the fuck out of my way!

Tej: Oh, hell naw. I see they really scraped the bottom of the barrel, huh.
Roman Pearce: I guess they did since your ass is here. When you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.

Reyes: Look, I would love to expand my operations into your countries but, quite frankly, your business methods are too violent. Let me tell you a true story. Five hundred years ago, the Portuguese and the Spanish came here, each trying to get the country from their natives. The Spaniards arrived, guns blazing, determined to prove who was boss. The natives killed every single Spaniard. Personally, I prefer the methods of the Portuguese. They came bearing gifts. Mirrors, scissors, trinkets. Things that the natives couldn't get on their own, but to continue receiving them, they had to work for the Portuguese. And that's why all Brazilians speak Portuguese today. Now, if you dominate the people with violence, they will eventually fight back because they have nothing to lose. And that's the key. I go into the favelas and give them something to lose. Electricity, running water, school rooms for their kids. And for that taste of a better life, I own them.

Dominic: When Hobbs crashes into Dom's 70 Charger, Dom says, "You just made a big mistake."

Dominic: The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now. Salute, mi familia.

Tego: Why you gotta be so negative, man?
Rico: I'm not negative. I'm just positive you're gonna mess it up.