The Best Tyler Lang Quotes

Tyler: Oh, you know how it is. One minute you're bummin' a cigarette on Santa Monica Boulevard and the next you're wakin' up on Zuma Beach.

Tyler: Hey, you don't mind if I have a beer? I'm a long way from twenty-one.
Wade: You're an old soul. Just one beer.

Tyler: Hey, dude, this game is sick. I didn't know you play.
Wade: Oh, yeah, I'm a regular killing machine.
Tyler: I bet. Hey, uh... what's in the basement? That where you keep your victims?
Wade: No. No, I wrap my victims up in plastic couch covers, like the one you're sitting on, and then I bury them in the backyard... or dump them somewhere.
[both laugh]