The Best Zack Siler Quotes

Zach: Has anyone see Taylor?
Chandler: What?
Zach: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.
Dean: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?

Zach: So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to...
[Laney walks away]
Zach: ...embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.

Taylor: Jump up my ass Zach.
Zach: Been there, done that.

Zach: Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.

Zach: This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over?

Zach: [Simon is being bullied by Munge and Derek in the cafeteria and are separated by Zach] You're gonna take your magazine, get over there, and you apologize to my friend Simon.
Derek: [half-heartedly] Sorry.
Jeffrey: [guardedly] Sorry.
Zach: [to Derek] You... pube boy. Grab the pizza.
[Derek holds the pube-laced pizza up]
Zach: Well?
Derek: Well what?
Zach: [smiles] What do you think? Hoover it.
[Derek hesitates]
Zach: Now!
[others groan in disgust]
Zach: That's it... chew, chew, chew.
Zach: [after Munge chuckles] Don't finish that... Munge wants some of the action.
Jeffrey: No way, man. Those are his pubes.
Zach: Well, you should have thought about that before you picked on my friend Simon.
Simon: [gloating to Munge] Hoover it.
Jeffrey: [Derek hands pizza to Munge] Thanks.

Zach: Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.

Zach: All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.

Zach: What was that?
Laney: I was busy.
Zach: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
Laney: I did not wig.
Zach: Oh, there was major wiggage.

Zack: You know I made that bet before I knew you, Laney. Before I really knew me.
Laney: What was it for anyway? I mean, what did you end up losing?
Zack: My best friend. She taught me a lot. Before her, I thought we had to have all the answers right now.
Laney: And now?
Zack: I'm kinda liking the fact that I don't.
Zack: So, can I have the last dance?
Laney: No, you can have the first.

Zach: She kinda blew me off.
Mackenzie: I like her already.

Zach: So, can I have the last dance?
Laney: No, you can have the first.

Zach: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?
Taylor: What kind of a name is "Zach?" OK, Brock is from "The Real World."
Zach: What, Resceda?
Taylor: No, like the TV show. "Real World LA". Second season. Hello?
Zach: The dyslexic volleyball guy? Yo, they kicked him out of the house.