The Best Admiral Quotes

Admiral: The new administration is shutting down Project Boy Band.
Smash: Shutting it down? Permission to say that's crazy, sir?
Admiral: You won't say it's crazy when you see next week's issue of MAD magazine.
Smash: [seeing the boys in a toilet bowl being flushed by Alfred E. Nueman with the tagline "We Flush the Potty Posse"] Oh, dear God.
Admiral: When this satirical bombshell hits the stands tomorrow, your band will have as much recruiting power as a wax apple.

Admiral: Lieutenant Smash!
Smash: [waking from a daydream and saluting] Huh? Oh, Admiral.
Admiral: The hippie fantasy again?
Smash: They're getting less frequent, sir.