The Best Admissions Guy Quotes

Elle: [on video essay] ... and that's why you should vote for me. Elle Woods: future lawyer for the class of 2004.
Admissions: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs.
Head: Fashion major?
Admissions: Well sir we've never had one before and aren't we always looking for diversity?
Admissions: Her list of extra-curricular activities is impressive.
Head: She was in a Ricky Martin video.
Admissions: Clearly, she's interested in music.
Head: She also designed a line of faux-fur panties for her sorority's charity project.
Admissions: Uh huh, she's a friend to the animals as well as a philanthropist.
Head: Elle Woods.
[pause]
Head: Welcome to Harvard.