The Best Alexis Quotes

Jason: One time, wouldn't it be incredible- I mean, truly incredible- if a beautiful girl came right up to me, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I've had my eye on you. You are unbelievably handsome. You wanna talk for a few minutes?"
[He sighs and looks up]
Jason: Is that too much of a thing to ask?
Alexis: Excuse me.
[She taps Eric on the shoulder and he turns around]
Alexis: I've had my eye on you. Are you aware that you're unbelievably handsome?
Jason: [Jason looks up again] You missed.