50 Best Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Quotes

History: Hey, the History Network wants in on this. We're news too. Only news told much, much later.
Ron: Wait a minute, is that The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you?
History: Yes, it is. And the Mighty Minotaur.
Jack: I don't know about this, man, the Minotaur isn't even history. He's mythology.
Ron: Hey, lets not downplay the fact that that's The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
The: May the Lord anoint this hollowed field of battle.

[At Madison Square Park, Ron runs into Jack Lime and his team]
Ron: [shocked] What the hell?
Jack: Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
Ron: Jack Lime!
[Parents and children scatter away]
Ron: Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere.
Jack: Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me "Jack Lame"?
[yells]
Jack: It was a living hell!
[panting]
Ron: I'm telling you, you have to let me go!
Jack: Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast.
Brian: Maybe not so fast!
[Champ, Brick, and Brian appear to the rescue]
Ron: My news team! Thank God!
Champ: Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back.
Jack: Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb.
Brick: Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.

Ron: Suicide makes you hungry. I don't care what anyone says.

Brian: [referring to Jill and Wendy] I like the way they're put together.
Champ: I like fighting girls.
Jill: I like to cunt punt cowboys.
Wendy: You eat pussy?
Jill: You're gonna.

Champ: We use mainly bats.

Champ: [the team visits Ron after he losts his eyesight] So, Ron, what do you do with yourself all day ? You're just out here pretty much away from everything.
Ron: Well, every day begins about the same. I wake up screaming in terror because of the blackness and I think I'm dead

Sea: Children and animals hate you, Ron Burgundy!

MTV: If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the MTV News Crew want in!
Brian: What's MTV?
Ron: I think it's a venereal disease.
MTV: The most requested video of the day, a new band called Burgundy Sucking Chestwomb.

Ron: [repeated line, when he first meets Linda] Black!

Wes: You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego.

Mack: What are you... Finnish?
Ron: Oddly enough I'm... hundred percent full-blown Mexican. From the state of Oaxaca.
Veronica: No, you're not, honey.
Ron: [shrugs]

Wes: The greatest city in the history of the Earth.

Brick: I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.

Brick: I have a black man that follows me everywhere when it's sunny.
Ron: Actually, I think that's your shadow Brick.
Brick: I call him Leon, he's about half as tall as I am, depending on what time of day it is. He likes to play the timpani, and he is a water color.
Ron: What happens to him when it gets cloudy outside?
Brick: He goes home.

Ron: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

Champ: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.

ESPN: Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's play of the day is me, extracting you spine from your dead body.

Ron: I'm blind!

Mack: You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
Ron: Mack Tannen! What are you doing here? You're too old for this!
Canadian: I had a crush on him when I was a schoolgirl.
CBC: You like it wrinkled, huh?

Freddie: Oh, hey Linda. I wanna introduce you to Ron Burgundy.
Linda: Hello Mr. Burgundy.
Ron: Oh, black. You're black.
[Linda laughs awkwardly]
Ron: I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't stop saying: black.
Linda: Is this for real?
Freddie: I'm sorry.
Linda: [angry] No it's okay. Okay. So you have a black boss. And it's freaking you out. Is it freaking you out?
Ron: A little bit.
Linda: Are you freaked out?
Ron: To be honest
Linda: [yells] Is it freaking you out?
Champ: Oh! She's got a knife!
[Brick hides behind a couch]
Ron: I think you scared him. You can't shout at Brick.
Linda: We're not all here to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. So as long as you guys get numbers, we are gonna get along just fine. Now if you don't, I am gonna be icy and unpleasant. You dig?
Ron: I dig. We all dig.

Soul: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.

Freddie: You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron: What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick: I ain't afraid of no ghost!

Walter: Goodbye Doby. I hope you eat lots of fish and people.

Chani: Last night a bird chased me home, and I wished it was you.

Ron: If I win, you must change your name legally to Jack LAME!

Gary: Do you know what a psychiatrist is, Ron?
Ron: [pause... looks like he's going to cry] Fuck you...

Ron: [when coming up with name suggestions for Jack Lime] How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck.

[a dune buggy arrives with the "ET" team]
Jill: It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Janson.
Wendy: And Wendy Van Peele from "Entertainment News".
BBC: Entertainment news is an abomination!
Wendy: Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
Jill: Today's celebrity birthday's: none. Today's celebrity deaths: All you trick-ass bitches.

Ron: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.

Freddie: Uh Ron, Jack Lame is wondering if he can pronounce his name "Jack Lah-may"

CBC: Hey, everyone, if I happen to kill you today... sorry!

Ron: All right, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return. People will die.
Jill: I'm so horny right now.
Ron: Some will be disfigured. In some cases, lasting friendships will be made. And as usual, no touching of the hair and face.
CBC: Come on. What do we look like, rookies?
CBC: Sorry.
Ron: When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds: [on top of the Flatiron Building; yells] I am El Trousias! Hear my siren song!
[plays the battle song]
ESPN: El Trousias... The Juicies'. Hmm.
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds: That means you can start.

Ron: Brick, what the hell is that?
Brick: It's a gun from the future.
MTV: No fair, he's got a gun from the future!
Ron: Where did you get it from?
[Brick laughs]

Ron: The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.

Ron: Which one of you pipe hittin bitches can pass the salt?

[giving the sports recap, featuring several home runs in rapid succession]
Champ: Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Whammy! Back to you Ron.

Wes: With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on earth.
Ron: Oh, my goodness! That's the most badass thing I've ever heard!

Ron: Don't just have a great night, have an *American* night.

Ron: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.

Ron: It's actually pronounced Sahn Dee-aaahh-go.

CBC: There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian news team.
Canadian: What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
CBC: Give it a rest, eh?
Champ: Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Canadian: That's not true! Sometimes people's feelings get hurt.
CBC: And sometimes the lake freezes.
Brick: I like your ginger ale!

Ron: Let's not down play the fact that that is Stonewall Jackson ghost right there.

Ron: I would eat dolphins if it was legal.

Ron: It doesn't matter whose fault the break-up was, I was stubborn, you were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800's.

Ron: Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!

Ron: Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub.

Brick: The beauty of this soda machine pales in comparison to your beauty.

Ron: Now I'm not trying to sound funny here, but are you sure he's just not some midget with a mental disability?

Ron: I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?

BBC: Wait!
[the BBC News team arrives]
BBC: Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wankerman Gets a Bloody Good Hiding from News Reader from a Superior Country". For we are the BBC News Service.
[the BBC news team yells]
Ron: Oh, not now!