The Best Aris Boch Quotes

Aris: Well, uh, Teal'c is worth the most. The, uh, System Lords would love to make a good example of him. And Carter here, well, she has the memories of the Tok'ra Jolinar. And you, O'Neill, you're considered - Well, you're a pain in the nikta.
Jack: Neck?
Teal'c: No.

Aris: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
Daniel: I'm an archaeologist.
Aris: I know, but you're also a doctor.
Daniel: Of archaeology.

Aris: Captain, you must have some medical training.
Sam: Actually, I'm a Major now.
Aris: Oh! Well, how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here now and help me, *Major*?

Sam: How do you keep from getting killed?
Aris: It takes talent.
Jack: So, how do you keep from getting killed?

Aris: I hate Goa'uld. You hate 'em. Everybody hates the Goa'ulds.