Top 20 Quotes From Walker, Texas Ranger

Texas: [to Walker] Nobody expects you to come smilin' into the 21st Century.

Sydney: [Sydney is chasing gangsters. They try to jump a fence to get away from her] Don't MAKE me climb that fence!

[explaining why a black kid from the Baltimore ghetto like himself would want to join the Texas Rangers]
James: When I was a kid, every Saturday morning I used to get up and sneak into the living room and watch my favorite TV show about the most famous Texas Ranger of all time, the last surviving member of a squad ambushed by bandits. Nursed back to health by an Indian, he became...
Ranger: Don't tell me...
James: That's right, man! The Lone Ranger!

A.D.A. Alex Cahill: [Walker and Alex are choosing silverware and china] Do you see anything that jumps out at you? Is anything speaking to you?
Ranger: Yeah, they're speaking to me. But they're speaking in French, so I can't understand what they're saying.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: Very funny.

Member: You can't leave, we're at Defcon One.
Francis: You guys really talk like that?

A.D.A. Alex Cahill: [Walker has just saved Alex after the river rafting trip] Next time, we go to Disneyland.
Ranger: No way!... I'm afraid of the rides!

C.D. Parker: [Jimmy is trying to bring C.D. into the information age] I don't need the internet. When I was a kid, My mother only had a phone... She never took calls after 8 p.m.
Ranger: Did it have a crank?
C.D. Parker: What did you just call me?

[Sydney and Jimmy come out of a piercing parlor after interviewing someone; she hints he should pierce something]
Ranger: Yeah, right. If I'd get an ear pierced, Walker'd make me ride in the back of his truck.
[Walker carries bad guys to jail by placing them in the back of his truck]

[On their first day as partners, Walker and Trivette have busted an arms runner]
Ranger: Come on, Trivit.
Ranger: It's not Trivet; It's TRIVETTE!

Tim: [Walker is concerned for Alex's safety] I have a green belt in judo.
Cordell: Green?... Pretty color.

Ranger: Cookies and cream, Big Dog?
C.D. Parker: This isn't an intensive care and your feet aren't plastered to cement. Come on back here and help yourself. I'm busy!
[Trivette walks behind counter]
Ranger: I'd like some coffee!
Ranger: Sure, customer! Coming right up!
[Alex walks in]
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: Hey guys!
C.D. Parker: Would you like some coffee?

James: [to Bounty Hunter] I'm going to be all over you like a wet burnoose.

Ranger: [Walker has just been thrown by a bull. He pushes Trivette, who has been roped into being a clown out of the way] Move it Trivette!
Ranger: Hey, you said my name!
Ranger: Go!

[Walker and Trivette are escorting a cop killer on a plane from Cleveland to Dallas and Walker has to be separated from Trivette and the killer]
Ranger: If he gives you any trouble, you know what to do?
Ranger: Yeah! Shoot first and come find you later.

Dewey: [Walker kicks out the taillight on Bakers car] I like that, Walker... You're a lawman that knows how to improvise.

A.D.A. Alex Cahill: Maybe you should go to the hospital.
Ranger: No. I'm okay.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: Just to get it looked at.
Ranger: The medic just looked at it, Alex. I'm fine.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: You're so stubborn!

[after being beaten up by Walker]
Ranger: I'm glad he's in a happy mood.

C.D. Parker: [to Alex after she tastes his chili, and says it not hot] Were you born on the sun, honey?

Sydney: [calming down the rowdy patrons of a bar] Careful boys. Little girl with a gun.
Francis: [undercover] I got another gun you can play with.
Sydney: Sorry, but I prefer something in a bigger caliber.

Francis: I'd like a soda, C.D...
C.D. Parker: Is your foot in a bear trap? You've been comin' here long enough. Get your own soda.