The Best Asher MacLean Quotes

Patrick: I'd like to talk to Justin's friends.
Asher: Of course. He was in Missy Jenkin's teaching pod. Bear in mind, I or one of my staff members need to be present when you talk with any of our students.
Patrick: You do?
Asher: It's the law.
Patrick: Really?

Asher: I think you might show a little more respect.
Patrick: Respect for a...
Chief: There's a dead child here.
Patrick: Yes. Yes. He's dead. He doesn't care how I talk to you.

Patrick: Who's Zachariah?
Asher: Who?
Patrick: Zachariah.
Asher: Never heard of him. Who is he?
Patrick: Liar.
Asher: Liar?
Patrick: Pants on fire. They're ablaze.

Bryan: Z krew's got nothing to do with Justin's murder.
Teresa: Do you?
Bryan: No! You want my guess?
Asher: Guesswork is inappropriate for this sort of situation, Bryan.
Bryan: Guesswork's okay.

Chief: [after slapping Asher] You miserable little pervert!
Teresa: That's enough Chief.
Asher: She assaulted me!
Teresa: I don't think so. We're going back to Sacramento. Now we can either come of your own accord. Or we can arrest you. Which is it?