The Best Ashleigh Rains Quotes

Hipster: [Carrying baby] Can I please use your washroom?
Appa: Of course. Just in the back.
Hipster: Thank you.
Appa: Oh, you want me hold baby while you go?
Hipster: Oh. No, it's not for me, it's for Ocean.
Appa: You're going to ocean?
Hipster: No, well, yes, sometimes. "Ocean" is my baby's name.
Appa: Oh. Very interesting name. It's a boy or girl?
Hipster: Oh, I'd rather not say. We don't want to put any gender expectations on her, or him. So, in the back?
Appa: Yeah. Oh, wait! You forget diapers. But no problem, we sell. Good price, too.
Hipster: No, we don't use diapers.
Appa: Uh-huh?
Hipster: We're practicing the Elimination Communication method.
Appa: I think he/she need a diaper.
Hipster: It's a totally natural environmentally aware - -
[Baby pees]
Appa: Yeah. No problem. We also sell paper towel. Gender neutral.