The Best Appa Quotes

Umma: Janet is happy?
Appa: Yeah. She act kind of weird. I think that means she's happy.

Appa: Come. We eat from our sad food group starting with cookie dough ice cream.

Appa: Frank, you is sick, you should be home. Not here, infecting people, like me.
Frank: Oh, I'm past the infectious stage. You should've seen me yesterday.
Appa: ...I did.

Appa: Why not bore me with something interesting?

Appa: [to Frank] Marriage is hard. Being married to Mrs. Kim is the hardest thing I ever do. Very hard. Harder than store. Harder than Korea Army training.
[Umma walks in]
Umma: What's hard?
Appa: Nothing!
Frank: Being married.
Umma: Yeah, very hard. Hardest thing I ever do.
Appa: That's what I say.
Umma: Why you say that? You's not married to you.
Appa: You's not married to you.
Appa,32482: [to Frank] You see!

Mr. Chin: This is very nice fabric. I bet you it's made in China.
Appa: Don't take bet. Nowadays, the only thing not made in China is baby.
Umma: That's not true. Baby is made in va-China!

Mr. Chin: How would you describe your style? Smart and sassy, bold and brassy, or clean and classy?
Appa: Bold and brassy.
Mr. Chin: Next question. How many times do you do it in a week?
Appa: Do what?
Mr. Chin: It doesn't say. I'll put seven. Lucky number.

Hipster: [Carrying baby] Can I please use your washroom?
Appa: Of course. Just in the back.
Hipster: Thank you.
Appa: Oh, you want me hold baby while you go?
Hipster: Oh. No, it's not for me, it's for Ocean.
Appa: You're going to ocean?
Hipster: No, well, yes, sometimes. "Ocean" is my baby's name.
Appa: Oh. Very interesting name. It's a boy or girl?
Hipster: Oh, I'd rather not say. We don't want to put any gender expectations on her, or him. So, in the back?
Appa: Yeah. Oh, wait! You forget diapers. But no problem, we sell. Good price, too.
Hipster: No, we don't use diapers.
Appa: Uh-huh?
Hipster: We're practicing the Elimination Communication method.
Appa: I think he/she need a diaper.
Hipster: It's a totally natural environmentally aware - -
[Baby pees]
Appa: Yeah. No problem. We also sell paper towel. Gender neutral.