The Best Big Mike Quotes

Mike: Brick, forget the hammer. How'd you like to use a chainsaw? Let me fire it up for ya.
Brick: Um, I'm not even allowed to use an electric toothbrush.
Big: Aw, what are you worried about? Your dad was using a chainsaw when he was half your age.
Mike: No, you know what? Chainsaws are for softies. I bet we can do better, huh, Dad? How about, uh, how about the blow torch?
Big: Nothing wrong with a boy learning how to use a blow torch.
Mike: Go ahead, Brick. Grandpa's gonna make you a man.
Brick: Thanks, but I think I'll stay a boy for now.
Mike: Come on, it's just three thousand degrees of searing heat. Nothing to be afraid of. Grandpa says it's okay.
Big: Teach him how to use it properly, I don't think it's such a big deal.
Mike: Okay. What's it gonna be, Brick? Chainsaw or blow torch? Fire or steel?
Brick: You know, I'm thinking the clover might not be the source of the curse at all. I think it might be genetics.