The Best Brad Quotes

Brad: Yes, it does back up traffic as do all parades but I wouldn't know who to talk to about that.
Jeff: Okay, I have another question.
Brad: Alright, but not another one about Anderson Cooper.
Jeff: With two guys you must be pretty much doing it all the time, right? With no woman there to say no.
Brad: It's still a marriage, there is always someone there to say no.
Adam: So when you're done with sex does one of you want to cuddle and the other one want to watch sport center?
Jeff: And does Jackie get upset when you leave the toilet seat up?
Brad: Why don't you write all these down and I'll get back to you?

Russell: Hey, I got the result of the DNA test.
Jeff: Russel, this is Brad, he's gay. Brad this is Russel, he almost slept with his own daughter.
Brad: And I made you uncomfortable?

Brad: Hey, if you're interested me and some pals are getting together at a sports bar to watch the first play-off game, you're welcome to join.
Jeff: Sports and bar, my two favorite words.
Audrey: You still have wife on that list?
Jeff: Right between re-fill and bacon.