The Best Brickma Quotes

Martinella: BRICKMAN!
Phil: [Talking softly] I'll be right back!

Phil: Punctuality, Henry. Without it, time stands still.

Phil: Sometimes you just gotta put the pedal to the metal and live the fantasy! Rock and roll!

Phil: The key to being a big league pitcher is the 3 R's: readiness, recuperation, and conditioning! You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry: hot ice! That's right: hot ice. I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!

Phil: Hey, your mom has a pretty good arm! I ain't seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!

Phil: Hey! Your Mom's got a pretty good arm! I haven't seen the floater pitch since Scruffy McGee!

Phil: I wrap the cake up in my vomit bag, and voila!... Breakfast!
[pounding the airplane tray table]
Phil: Conservation, Managing resources... that is the key to Baseball.