The Best Cab Driver Quotes

Cab: That's nine hundred and twelve dollars.
Marge: Send the bill to Baron von Kiss-a-lot.
Cab: No problem-o.
[He drives away]
Butler: [the scene cuts to a shot of a Bavarian castle, and then to an aristocratic drawing room. A butler approaches a man seated by a fireplace] This just arrived, Herr Baron.
[Hands him the taxi bill, which he reads]
Baron: [In German accent] Okay, who's the wise guy?