The Best Charlie Donegan Quotes

Noreen: [to Hanson] Hey, are you old enough to be a cop? You look just like that kid from 'Pretty In Pink'.
Charlie: Yeah, but we don't let him wear pink anymore. Attracts attention.

Suspect: [after a very physical bust, the suspect comments on the tussle with Hanson] Keep him away from me. I feel like a child molester.
Charlie: Nice work, kid.

Charlie: [after a car chase] Okay buster, get your hands were I can see them and freeze!
Officer Harry Truman Ioki: Wait a minute, don't shoot! I'm a cop!
Charlie: Says who?
Off. Tom Hanson #2: Says me.
Charlie: [to Tom Hanson] Hanson. I should have known. I didn't recognize you without the bandage on your partner's nose.