The Best Claire Otoms Quotes

Claire: [of Liza Bump] Little sweaty Betty.

Claire: I've always found, the funny thing about love is it's the one game you lose by refusing to play.

Claire: Well, if it can't be me, I hope it's you.

Claire: Pain doesn't decompose when you bury it,

Beth: I don't owe you an explanation Ms. Otoms.
Claire: No.
[Clair stands hovering, waiting]
Claire: I find that if I hang around long enough I often get one.