Top 50 Quotes From James Marsden

Rex: What smells like jizz?

Cyclops: [about Wolverine] He's not one of us. There's no way he's going to take orders.
Professor: Give him an order worth following. He'll take it.

[trapped inside the Statue of Liberty]
Cyclops: Storm, fry him!
Magneto: Oh yes! A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school?

[from official trailer]
Prince: If this world is not to your liking, then you must change it.

Lois: How did you get here?
Richard: I flew.

Kevin: [helping Jane practice saying no] Jane, give me fifty bucks.
Jane: No!
Kevin: Jane, it's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back.
Jane: No.
Kevin: [takes Jane's hand] Jane... I *need* you to give me fifty bucks.
Jane: [hesitantly] No?
Kevin: Eh... not bad. Can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.
[beat]
Jane: No! Oh, no...
Kevin: [laughing] You were doing so well!

Tom: Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference. But you're being reckless. Pretending to be Batman?
Sonic: Blue Justice! Trademark pending!
Tom: You're still just a kid. Trust me, there will come a moment when your power will be needed. But you don't choose that moment, that moment chooses you.

- One final test.
- A game of my own making.
- A dangerous game.
Teddy: How will you do it?
- The same way I brought you back.
- I'll remember.

Stu: Will you risk the baby?
Frannie: Everything's a risk. Even now with Flagg gone.

Kevin: What color is that - vomit?

Wolverine: You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?
Cyclops: If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
Wolverine: Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?
Cyclops: It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.

Jane: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?
Kevin: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.

Kevin: [motions to a "Gone With the Wind"-style dress] What the hell is that?
Jane: Theme wedding.
Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?

Logan: There's someone here.
Cyclops: Where?
Logan: I don't know. Keep your eye open.

Teddy: You are real, because your thoughts are real.

Frannie: Most people love an accent.
Stu: I don't have no accent.
Larry: Just a little bit.

Jane: How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.
Kevin: I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.
Jane: Oh! That's so noble of you. Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.
Kevin: A-ha! So you admit that believe in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus!

[from official trailer]
Giselle: [referring to her new house] Oh, it's what they call a "fixer-upper".
Prince: Yes, once your peasants have dug out the moat, and added a turret, and a balcony from which you can sing! I see it now.

Teddy: "Well, your mouth moves fast enough. How about your gun?"

Teddy: Don't mind me. I'm just trying to look chivalrous.

Steve: It just killed me not to tell you.

Rex: [muffled] Holy fucking fuck-balls!

Jenny: I will see what furniture I want! When I want!
Glenn: I so much as see you with an ottoman we're done, as simple as that!

Kevin: You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.

Kevin: You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!

Teddy: You changed me. Made me into a monster.
Dolores: I made it so you could survive.
Teddy: What's the use of surviving if we become just as bad as them?

- What's happening?
Teddy: She's coming for us.
- Taking us out of her system.
- We're alone.
Christina: She can't take this away.
- This is my world.

[At Madison Square Park, Ron runs into Jack Lime and his team]
Ron: [shocked] What the hell?
Jack: Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
Ron: Jack Lime!
[Parents and children scatter away]
Ron: Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere.
Jack: Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me "Jack Lame"?
[yells]
Jack: It was a living hell!
[panting]
Ron: I'm telling you, you have to let me go!
Jack: Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast.
Brian: Maybe not so fast!
[Champ, Brick, and Brian appear to the rescue]
Ron: My news team! Thank God!
Champ: Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back.
Jack: Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb.
Brick: Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.

Tom: I see you tried out the spring collection.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Well, if it isn't the Pastry King.
Tom: That's Donut Lord!

Stu: Nice and easy, old man.
Glen: Hey. Kiss my ass.

Teddy: Well, that's the thing about this world, you know? Some of the most unbelievable things turn out to be true. And the things that feel the most real... are nothing but stories that we tell ourselves.

Kevin: Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind

Glen: It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
Stu: [jokingly] I wish I could say the same.

Jane: [after passing out] Are you a doctor?
Kevin: No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.

[from trailer]
Giselle: Is it sometimes easier to live in Andalasia?
Nancy: Well, I wouldn't say "easier". We have dragons and ogre rebellions.
Prince: Last year, the entire kingdom was trapped in a giant whale.
Giselle: Oh.

Kevin: I think you want a wedding, not a marriage a wedding.

Dr. Jean Grey: [after examining Wolverine] The metal is an alloy called adamantium, supposedly indestructible. It's been surgically grafted to his entire skeleton.
Storm: How could he have survived a procedure like that?
Dr. Jean Grey: His mutation. He has uncharted regenerative capabilities, enabling him to heal rapidly. It also makes his age impossible to determine. He could very well be older than you, Professor.
Cyclops: Who did this to him?
Dr. Jean Grey: He doesn't know. Nor does he remember anything about his life before it happened.
Professor: Experimentation on mutants. It's not unheard of, but I've never seen anything like this before.
Cyclops: What do you think Magneto wants with him?
Professor: I'm not entirely sure it's him Magneto wants.

Jane: Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
Kevin: Let's do it.

Jane: [after spending a drunken night with Kevin] I just want you to know, I never do this.
Kevin: Oh, I know.
Jane: No, really. I never, never do this.
Kevin: No, really, I know. Last night, you kept saying it over and over again: "I never do this", "I *never* do this", "I never *do* this"...
Jane: Okay. I just wanted you to know.

Rex: [Lifts up the garage door, stopping below his neck without looking inside] Oh, fuck. I know you didn't take my car again. 'Cause you're a big giant pussy. That's right. I'm gonna lift up this door, and my big, fucking glorious bitchy Judge is gonna be sitting right there gleaming at me. Or I am gonna have the fucking neighborhood squirrels eat your asshole.
[Lifts up the door, sees the car is gone, proceeds to beat the garage door to death]
Rex: He took my fucking baby. Cocksucker!

Hooker: You're new... I'll give you a discount
Teddy: No offense but I'd rather earn a woman's affection than pay for it.
Hooker: You're always paying for it darling. The difference is our costs are fixed and posted right there on the door.

Teddy: Let me guess.
- Your boss breathing down your neck?
- Say something came up.
- Personal situation. Then come meet me.
- But...
- Trust me, Christina. I'll see you soon.
- Something wrong?
- No. Just a...
- Personal situation.

History: Hey, the History Network wants in on this. We're news too. Only news told much, much later.
Ron: Wait a minute, is that The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you?
History: Yes, it is. And the Mighty Minotaur.
Jack: I don't know about this, man, the Minotaur isn't even history. He's mythology.
Ron: Hey, lets not downplay the fact that that's The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
The: May the Lord anoint this hollowed field of battle.

Judy: You were in the car?
Steve: Jen, that was... honestly One of the worst moments of my entire life.
Judy: I'm so sorry.
Steve: Thank you.

Kevin: Wait, what are those?
Jane: [nervous] Nothing.
Kevin: Are those...?
Jane: No!
Kevin: Are they bridesmaid dresses?
Jane: This is none of your business!
Kevin: Oh... good God. What, you kept them all? You have a whole closetful? Why?
Jane: I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them.
Kevin: [snickering] Right. Well, that makes complete sense because they're... *beautiful*.
Jane: Some of them are not that bad.
Kevin: Not that bad? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.

Teddy: Something's gone wrong, Dolores.
- How could I have done this?

Harold: You ever step back and just think about how far we've come?
Stu: I tell you the truth, Harold, mostly I think about how far we still have to go.

Jane: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy...
Kevin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say "sexy"?
Jane: [nervous] What?
Kevin: You think I'm sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: It's okay if you do.
Jane: I don't!

Man: Welcome back. Looks like a couple of gallons of Lawrence swirling around in you did you good. Ready to get back on the road?
Teddy: Merciful thing would be to put a bullet in me.
Man: Whoever said I was merciful? And it's not my fault you're suffering. You used to be beautiful. When this place started, I opened one of you up once. Million little perfect pieces. And then they changed you. Made you this sad little mess. Flesh and bone just like us. They said it would improve the park experience. But you know why they really did it? It was cheaper. Your humanity is cost-effective. So is your suffering.

Frannie: The wheel turns, the struggle continues, and the command is always the same.
Stu: And what command is that?
Frannie: To be true. Stand.