The Best Cliff Murdoch - Announcer Quotes

Cliff: [after Henry throws a ball from the bleachers to home plate] I just figured out why the Cubs lose every year. They've got more talent in the stands than they do in the field.

[first lines]
Cliff: Opening Day at Wrigley, and oh what a sight! The diamond, the decorations, and the dread of yet another losing season.

Cliff: i just figured out why the cubs lose every year we have more talent in the stands thsn on the field

Cliff: Sweet meat pies! Rowengartner's going to bat!

[after Chet Steadman gives up a home run]
Cliff: Well, that's going to bring Rocket's earned run average to about, uh, three hundred or so. Which equals the attendance here today. What a team.