The Best Collette Wolfe Quotes

Cooper: You don't believe we went to the Moon?
Ms. Kelly: I believe it was a brilliant piece of propaganda, that the Soviets bankrupted themselves, pouring resources into rockets and other useless machines...
Cooper: Useless machines?
Ms. Kelly: And if we don't want to repeat of the excess and wastefulness of the 20th Century then we need to teach our kids about this planet, not tales of leaving it.
Cooper: You know, one of those useless machines they used to make was called an MRI, and if we had any of those left the doctors would have been able to find the cyst in my wife's brain, *before* she died instead of after, and then she would've been the one sitting here, listening to this instead of me, which would've been a good thing because she was always the... calmer one.

Sarah: I thought you were supposed to be on a shuttle mission.
Lisa: I thought you just got mugged.
Barney: Okay, I can do this... I was on my way to the launch pad, when I was mugged... and the mugger took my space shuttle keys! Nailed it, who's up for a threeway?
[girls throw drinks in his face]

Alice: How's that P.E. degree coming? That's what he wanted to be. His dream in college was to be a gym teacher.
Erin: Well guess what, he could still be a gym teacher. In fact, we could all still be gym teachers, so...
Gabe: I technically cannot. I don't have the lung capacity to blow the whistle.

Lisa: You poor thing...
Sarah: Neil... Neil... Neil!
Barney: Lady my name's not Neil its Barr-gaaaaagaa
Lisa: Why are you calling him Neil?
Sarah: Because he's Neil Armstrong.
Lisa: The cyclist?