The Best Earl Skinner Quotes

[Sam - as Roberto - has been head-butted during one of his talk shows]
Earl: How's the bean? Still in one piece?
Dr. Sam Beckett: Okay. Yeah.
Earl: Good, huh? Hey... hey, maybe you could do it again tomorrow. That'd be killer.
Admiral: This is Earl Skipper. He's the station manager and the news director.
Earl: We should capitalize on this thing - you know, play it for all it's worth. Maybe we could even build a few shows around it, huh?
Jani: I'll tell you what. Why don't you lie down in the parking lot and I'll accidentally back over you with my car? Probably we can get a whole week out of that.