The Best Hotel Manager Quotes

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Who the hell are you?
Hotel: I'm the hotel manager, sir, with the champaigne you requested.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Oh, great, you found it.
Hotel: Yes, indeed, though it was a difficult task. After all... Chateau Libido... is not one of our usual brands. Shall I unscrew it for you?