The Best Jen Quotes

Jason: Ladies, this here is Hoyt Fortenberry. He just moved out of his mother's house.
Jen: [to Hoyt] I like you. You're like a big puppy.

Jen: [about Jason being soft] He's weird.
Missy: What ever. Okay, what's his problem?
Jason: It's... It's not you. It's just... Every time I look at you, I keep seeing these big old bullet holes in your heads.