The Best Jill Quotes

[Hyde and Eric walk into the bowling alley. Jill is sitting in a chair]
Steven: Jill, what are you doing here?
Eric: All right. I confess. 'Twas me. I asked Jill to meet us here. Jill, Hyde's my friend. That's no reason to break up with him.
Jill: What? He broke up with me. He said he had to spend time with you because of some brain inflammation that makes you act like a dillhole.
[Hyde looks uncomfortable]
Eric: But... I don't have a brain thing.
Steven: He forgets he has it. It's part of the disease.