The Best Josh Quotes

Alex: We found traces of an unknown drug with traces of alien markers in your system. What is it, and where did you get it?
Spencer: Aspirin. From a bottle.
Josh: Man, it's the same stuff we take all the frickin' time. But this time, it... it was different.
Alex: Different how?
Spencer: All I felt was rage. And not the fun kind.
Josh: They usually just make you happy.
Spencer: Bad batch, I guess.
Josh: Are we in trouble?
Alex: I have you on six counts of assault, so, yeah. But if you give me the name of your dealer, maybe we can talk.
Spencer: How about... I give you the name of my lawyer, narc?