Top 20 Quotes From Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Madame: Rome wasn't burned in a day.

Ambrose: If I'm going to die anyway, I might as well leave a good looking corpse.

Ambrose: [holding up a picture of Principal Hawthorne] Are you sure you don't want to kill him? Because we could do that.
Sabrina: Nope. I just need him to take a day or two off from school.
Ambrose: Right. We'll only mildly traumatize him, then.
[He puts Hawthorne's picture into a glass cage full of spiders. They're small and harmless, but still disgusting]
Ambrose: Spider, O spider, pray, why do you spin your pretty white web so fine and thin? To catch fat flies and make them into pies.
Sabrina: Spider, O spider, pray, do you not see? Here comes a big, buzzing, blundering bee.
[Principal Hawthorne is dozing in his armchair in the living room, with the television on. The spiders come crawling in through his window]
Sabrina: [voiceover] He'll spoil your fine net while you fume and you fret, but no mercy you'll grant and no mercy you'll get.
[Static hisses on the principal's TV. Spiders crawl across his face and he wakes up to see spiders crawling all over him. Frantically he brushes them off, shouting. The spiders are all over his living room. All on the floor, all over the TV. He frantically brushes himself off more before bumping into something and falling to the floor. The spiders crawl over him. He screams]

George: You are in High School - in HELL... there is No God!

Sabrina: [to Agatha and Dorcas] You are so lucky that the Church of Night only has like twelve members right now, or I would totally smite your asses.

Sabrina: My name is Sabrina Spellman and I will not sign it away.

Ambrose: Witch law is the complete opposite. Guilty until proven innocent.

Sabrina: I'm leaving my girlhood behind.
Harvey: In the woods?

Sabrina: New rule. One soul in, one soul out. For every new sinner, we release one of the souls burning down here for lame stuff like eating shellfish or wearing polyester.

Harvey: [giving a toast] To Sabrina Spellman, cheerleader by day, Queen of Hell by night.

Sabrina: The fact that there are two of us has saved the coven on multiple occasions.
Zelda: How many times have I been talking to her but thinking that I was talking to you? And don't tell me that it hasn't happened. Escape to Witch Mountain isn't the only Disney movie I've seen. I'm extremely familiar with The Parent Trap as well.

Sabrina: Lucifer, Lilith, Caliban. Who needs 'em?

Sabrina: Ironically, I was literally coming to tell you the truth.
Zelda: I've already heard the truth from Lucifer, who unbelievably lies less than you do.

Sabrina: I hear the Mountains of Madness are beautiful this time of year.

Sabrina: Let's go to Hell and get my boyfriend!

Lucifer: Hecate, the Triple Goddess, I've never quite understood her appeal.
Caliban: Three women at the same time? There is something intriguing about that, Lord Lucifer.

Ambrose: Why do I smell Maple Syrup?

Sabrina: Guys, crazy idea. What if we play hooky today?
Harvey: Don't you play hooky basically every day?
Sabrina: That is fair.

Harvey: I'm never gonna eat vegetables again.
Theo: You ate vegetables before?

Lucifer: [to Sabrina] Something's different about you.
Sabrina: I dragged my first soul to Hell today.