The Best Joshua Quotes

Joshua: Alec, I'm so glad to see you.
Alec/X5: Uh-huh.
Joshua: This is Gem. She's having a baby.
Alec/X5: Oh, so naturally you thought of stopping by Jam Pony in broad daylight.

[first lines]
Joshua: [scratching badly] Aaaah! Damned fleas.
[looking at flea bomb instructions]
Joshua: To first start, activate and then immediate leave the area.
Max: Did you set it off ?
Joshua: Yeh.
Max: Okay. Let's do the other two and then get out of here before these little buggers eat us alive. Hold your breath. Ready ? On three, one, two, three !

Joshua: Alec, I'm so glad to see you.
Alec/X5: Uh-huh.
Joshua: This is Gem. She's having a baby.
Alec/X5: Oh, so naturally you thought of stopping by Jam Pony in broad daylight.

Max: Go for Max.
Joshua: Little fella. Little fella, everything's gone sideways. It's-It's FUBAR. There be people screaming. And-And Gem is trying to keep her legs crossed so the baby won't pop out.

[first lines]
Max: Huh.
Joshua: Virus bitch going down ?
Max: I'm working on it.

Joshua: Joshua sees life go by through window. Life looks back and... screams at Joshua.
Max: I know who you are. I love who you are. That matters.