The Best Reagan 'Normal' Ronald Quotes

Normal: My golden boy's a mutant.
Alec/X5: We prefer "genetically empowered."
Normal: Take me Jesus.
Mole: Careful what you wish for.

[first lines]
Alec: There you go, boss. One hot run delivered to Fifth and Maple in a timely and courteous fashion. By yours truly.
Reagan: That's my rock star
Max: Are you kidding me ? One package. That's it ? All day ?
Alec: Quality, not quantity, Max.
Cynthia: It's what all men tell themselves. Helps them sleep better at night.

[first lines]
Senator: Since the trans-genics escaped into our streets seven months ago the crime rate has spiked 12% in the city of Seattle alone. In Portland, an unknown viral agent has claimed the lives of 39 citizens. This is more than just a coincidence.
Reagan: You got that right.

Rafer: [Max is in heat and runs into Rafer] Hey. It's Max, right?
Max: [She looks at him dreamily, then realizes what she's doing and freaks out] Normal! I need to take a personal day!
[She goes into Normal's office and he's ironing his shirt in his tank. Max is mesmorized by him and before she realizes what she's doing she tries to maul him. Original Cindy comes and pries Max off Normal and punches her in the face]
Max: Thanks. I needed that.
Original: [to Normal] Max needs a day off.
Normal: Take a week.
Original: [as O.C. and Max leave] Damn girl. I didn't think your condition was that bad.

Dochnovich: [to alec and max] All right, here are the rules. Well, there ain't no rules. Hitting below the belt's allowed... eye gouging's allowed...
Alec/X5: [while the announcer talks] Max, you don't want to fight me.
Max: Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this chance for months.
Alec/X5: Yeah, well, see, you're just a girl, and so -
[Max punches him]
Normal: Hey! She jumped the bell! What are you doing? She jumped the bell!
[the announcer quickly leaves the ring]
Dochnovich: [to the ring girl] Ring the bell! Will you ring the bell?
[She rings it]
Alec/X5: Should've known you'd cheat
[Max kicks Alec in the leg]
Max: That's for the virus.
Alec/X5: That was not my fault!
[She punches him]
Max: That's for trying to kill Joshua.
Alec/X5: I was just trying to protect my own...
[She punches him twice]
Max: And that's for getting paint all over my research papers
Alec/X5: Okay, yeah, that was my bad.
[Max punches Alec again]
Max: That's for making Joshua deliver your packages.
Alec/X5: Max, cut it out!
[She kicks and punches him]
Max: That's for losing my baseball. And this...
[Kicks Alec in the stomach]
Max: ... is for whatever stupid thing you do next.
Normal: Kick her ass!
Alec/X5: Okay. That's it.
[Max goes to kick Alec again, but he grabs her leg, punches her, and shoves her to the ground. Before she can get up, he kicks her. She lands near the edge of the ring, in front of Normal]
Normal: Oh, lovely!
[to Max]
Normal: You better be at work tomorrow, there, miss. Huh, pumpkin?
[Yelling, to Alec]
Normal: Kill the messenger!
[Max stands up. Alec smiles]
Alec/X5: My turn now, bitch
Max: What'd you just call me?
Alec/X5: [chuckling] You heard me. B-I-T-C...
Max: Oh, look at that. Ring girl just lost her top
Alec/X5: [not believing her] Yeah
[Despite his disbelief, Alec can't help glancing at the ring girl. She smiles at him, top intact. Max takes the opportunity to kick him in the groin]
Alec/X5: [the crowd groans. Eventually the women in the crowd cheer. Alec stops in his tracks, wide-eyed with pain. Max pushes him a little and he falls over]
Max: Oops. Sorry

Normal: I don't want to interrupt your social life with my petty concerns so why don't we just close down the business and live off the charity of strangers.

Normal: Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
Max: I overslept.