The Best Leo Schnitz Quotes

Leo: [talking about Officer Renko's deceased father, whose body has been stolen] You really think he could be sold for parts?
Lt. Howard Hunter: Oh, well, corneas alone are going for upwards of seventy dollars a gram, Schnitz.
Det. Henry Goldblume: Howard, the man's body was riddled with cancer!
Lt. Howard Hunter: Oh.
[pause, then]
Lt. Howard Hunter: Well, there's always the Third World markets.

Tony: [glancing at the man in the cell next to him] What did he do?
Officer: That's the cop killer. Something you got in common.
Tony: He don't look like much.
Officer: The similarities continue.

Felon: [Henry has brought a stray dog into the precinct] Sir, sir, I love dogs and I could really help you out. For instance, I could take him for a walk, right away if you'd like.
[a female officer closes the cell door and locks him in]
Officer: Very creative, Seymour.

Leo: [to arrested corrupt cop Lt. Marino] This is a different precinct, Marino. You don't buy cops here.

Tony: [he's offering Leo money to give him back his belt so he can hang himself] I could write a letter to my attorney. It's as good as a cashier's check. $10,000... just give me my belt and go away for a few minutes.
Leo: No soap, Marino, you get nothing.
Tony: Maybe I'm just trying to do the honorable thing.
Leo: It's not going to be that easy for you.