The Best Lizzie Quotes

Ricky: I can't believe we're not allowed to see each other anymore.
Lizzie: If I listened to what Connie said, I'd be on my way to a convent.

Lydie: Are you going somewhere, dear?
Lizzie: Actually, I was hoping I could stay with you guys for a while.

Lizzie: Parker, we're not getting back together.
Parker: Why not?
Lizzie: Because I don't trust you.

Lizzie: Hey. I was just napping.
Ricky: If I sleep during the day, I can't sleep at night.
Lizzie: Jesus, even your internal clock follows the rules.

Ricky: At school, it's like I'm invisible. Everyone just looks right through me like I don't even exist. Like they don't even see me.
Lizzie: I see you.

Lizzie: I never said sorry that day about bailing on you at the bar and borrowing your credit card. So... sorry.
Hope: It's called stealing, dear, and apology accepted.

Lizzie: So, you didn't get fired for missing a shift?
Ricky: No, but Jack is super pissed at me.
Lizzie: Whatever. He'll get over it.

Hope: I like to garden, watch my shows, and be left alone.
Lizzie: That's because your life's pretty much over. You're just waiting for it to end.

Ricky: I've never had sex before.
Lizzie: Who said we're having sex?

Lizzie: You can't leave me here alone.
Connie: You're not alone. There's a line of customers to keep you company.

Lizzie: We had sex.
Connie: Oh. Under my roof.
Lizzie: Aunt Connie, is it the sex or the location that's making you so mad?

Muriel: Do you knit?
Lizzie: No. And I don't wanna learn.

- Loved?
- Like past tense?
- Lizzie, I know I screwed up, but--
- Hey, babe.
Lizzie: Look, I don't need an apology.
- You live your life, and I'll live mine.

Lizzie: The guy at the front desk was so lame. I forgot my driver's license, so he wasn't gonna let me in.
Dr. Vernon Mullins: How did you get through?
Lizzie: I started crying. I can cry on command, it's pretty useful.

Ricky: Never seen someone eat so much candy in my entire life.
Lizzie: Makes me happy.

Lizzie: There's a condom in the drawer.
Ricky: For real?
Lizzie: Yeah, and I'm on the pill.