The Best Connie Quotes

Lizzie: You can't leave me here alone.
Connie: You're not alone. There's a line of customers to keep you company.

Connie: Where's Lizzie?
Ricky: Uh, she took a break.
Connie: Oh, child's allergic to work.

Connie: No child should have to grow up without a mother. And I'm damned if I'm gonna let that happen to Christopher.

Connie: Hope, I came over to make amends.

Muriel: I have to say, I do not understand what men see in her.
Connie: Why? Hope's a natural beauty.
Muriel: Oh, yes, well, so am I.

- Hope, Lizzie. Lizzie, Hope.
- Hope has graciously offered to give you a tour of the town.
- Hard pass. [laughs]
Connie: Ah, ah, ah.
- You're with Hope.
- Have a wonderful time.

Lizzie: We had sex.
Connie: Oh. Under my roof.
Lizzie: Aunt Connie, is it the sex or the location that's making you so mad?

Jo: Ah, okay...
Connie: Ahem.
- -I'm gonna take, uh...
- -[sighs]
- God, I can't give her that.
- Oh.

Connie: Lizzie was supposed to fill the order. I know you're not supposed to talk badly about kin, but the girl is more idle than a Sunday afternoon.
John: Sounds like she's a normal teenager.