The Best Marco Grazzini Quotes

- All right, Mike, let me talk to him, and I'll know if he's our guy.
Mike: Jack, I got this.
- You know I'm right.
- Yeah, I do, but my hands are tied.
- Look, I'll call you after the interview, okay?
- Sure. Thanks.

Margo's: I begged you to stay. Margo, I - I needed you. You broke my heart. The only way I could repair it was to create my golem of you.
Eliot: A golem of Margo. A Margolem.
Margo: You selfish prick! You put my life at risk so you could have a realistic-looking sex doll?
Margo's: No, no, no. I - I wanted a relationship. Margo I love you. And sometimes the only thing that we do is spoon and...
Margo: [Groans] You're gross. I'm taking the Margolem, and I'm going to destroy it, and I hope no one ever spoons you again.

[Cody and Alejandro are standing next to each other just outside the bathroom, with Cody desperately needing to use the bathroom]
Cody: Ooh. Listening to the falls all day, really makes you have to go.
Alejandro: Hmm.
Sierra: [Sierra walks out of the bathroom still wearing her wedding dress from the challenge] Oh, sorry. Do you desperately have to go?
Cody: Uh, yeah, I do.
Sierra: You do? Y-you really, really do?
[Sierra gasps, kisses Cody, and hugs him uncomfortably]
Sierra: It's official! That kiss just consummated our marriage! No chance of annulment now. And I don't believe in divorce? So, it's looking like "death do us part"!
Cody: Whoa, whoa, whoa! That wasn't a real wedding. Was it?
Alejandro: May I offer my congratulations to the new couple. As the only witness, I must make it offical.
Sierra: Oh my gosh! I almost forgot about the witness part.
Alejandro: [Alejandro laughs] Yes, you did. But I will help you. And there's just one small thing I need from you, as it were.

Jack: Man, I feel like the deck is stacked against me, you know? I keep trying to do the right thing, and everywhere I turn, a roadblock.
Mike: Come on, man. That's not the Jack I know.

Alejandro: [to Duncan] I know you have a fondness for that... rotund individual
[referring to Owen]
Alejandro: but such popularity makes him a threat.
Duncan: Yeah, alright and?
Alejandro: Help me vote him off tonight and I'll let you pick who goes next. If it's Courtney, so be it.
Duncan: Deal.
Duncan: [in the confessional] So, I let him think I was going along with it. Nobody tells me what to do.

[Heather was about to jump in the water]
Alejandro: You have beautiful form.
Heather: What!
[Heather lost her balance and fell in the water with a splash]
Alejandro: Nothing personal.
[Heather sinks in the water]

Alejandro: Excuse me, gentlemen. I have to be anywhere but here.

Joey: Two years I was trapped in the ground in that blackness. I couldn't see, I couldn't feel, but I could still hate.
Daniel: Joey?
Joey: D'y'ever wonder what it felt like when you dropped me in that vat of boiling tar? Since I went in head-first, I actually felt my ears and nose burn off, the pain of my eyeballs searing was unimaginable, but it was the way that it burned down my throat as I tried to breath that I thought was really special.