The Best Major Evan Lorne Quotes

Major: [Discussing the alternate reality Carter's failed marriage] It was this dot com millionaire smartass named McKay.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Not... Rodney McKay?
Major: Yeah. You have one too, huh? Is he a jerk in your universe?

Daniel: What's this? Artifacts?
Major: Yes.
Daniel: You found all this and-and you didn't contact me?
Major: We were going to.
Daniel: They've been moved.
Major: Well, they were in the way.
[Daniel gets a sour look on his face]
Jack: Daniel?
[pats Daniel on the shoulder]
Jack: Go to your happy place.