The Best Mitch Carroll Quotes

Mitch: You're working for leeches, detective! They suck the money out of this town, and they send it to Israel, so they can make bombs, and matzoh!

Mitch: Jews are always playing the victim, but all this time I'm the one who's been victimized.
Nurse: [to Green] Would you tell him to shut up?
Detective: Mr. Carroll, shut up please.

Detective: You blew a .13. You've been placed under arrest for DWI.
Mitch: Screw you, sugar tits! I have powerful friends who will crucify you and your people for even putting your hands on me! Can you hear that, behind the mirror?

Mitch: What is this? I mean, why don't you people believe me? I told you, I don't remember a thing about last night, damn it.
Detective: [to Mitch Carroll] Are you just saying that because you don't want to talk to a Jew cop?
Mitch: What?
Detective: Detective Sugar Tits? Jews control the world? Any of that ring a bell?