The Best Mother Superior Quotes

Mother: So, Dorothy, I'll bet you love your mother a lot.
Dorothy: Well, that depends. What has she done?

Sophia: [Sophia has joined a convent] Hello, Reverend Mother. My you look 'Holier than Thou' today.
Mother: Save it, Sister Suckup. How do you explain this note I found in the suggestion box?
Sophia: Well, you said we needed more money for the new chapel. I thought that would be a good fund-raiser.
Mother: A beefcake calendar of monks of the Midwest?
Sophia: Oh, come on, open up your mind.